During my days as a reporter in Sheffield, I palmed off a couple of no-longer-wanted grumble mags on to my friend and colleague Andrew.
He was particularly taken with a photo set of a saucy minx stripping off her maid's outfit.
"I've been getting the cleaner in quite a lot," he admitted on the bus one afternoon. "But..."
I guessed what he was gonna say, so I was already chortling as he finished, "...she always leaves a mess behind".